virgin: not previously exploited, cultivated, tapped, or used
Feb
19
By: The Virgin | Discussion (1)

I had this super awesome cheesecake today and I swear to you I had a Virgin Orgasm. It was perfect, every bite was jus superb. I had to control myself after awhile. I was sitting in this restaurant with some co-workers. They were talking business and I was busy getting off on this freaken good cheesecake. It’s to the point where I’m squirming and chuckling like I’m high or something, and I’m trying to hold something in (still trying to figure that one out myself). Oh baby was it great though. I’m eating a chicken salad tomorrow lets see how that goes.
I remember hearing this from somewhere before. And I jus looked it up to see if I was right; Tomatoes, known as “love apple”, are considered as love food that have great nutritional value and are great sex stimulant.—Jus an FYI



Feb
16
By: The Virgin | Discussion (0)

I’m a day late!! No don’t worry I’m not pregnant (if you haven’t figured it out yet this is called the “the VIRGIN files”) I’m a day late on F**K of The Month.
So I had time to watch The View this morning. Yes my secret is out…I must admit I watch a lil of Rosie and the gang. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about then even better, cause I have to keep a good Virgin rep. Back to what I was typing, the guest they had on was perfect for this month. Always had a british crush on Hugh Grant…wouldn’t mind him getting into my pants. I’m kinda glad he doesn’t have that unibrow anymore.


Remember when he got that blow job from this lucky lady.

Here’s Jan F**k of the Month (in case if you forgot).



Feb
14
By: The Virgin | Discussion (0)

I’m back! Once again I’ve been slacking on my virgin blog. I actually was on vacation, I totally needed it. I spent a week in San Diego(CA) got some long needed rest and some play. LOL I hope you caught that people..nope not me nothing was popped, poked, or prodded, the three P’s. Ouch prodded jus sounds wrong huh? Don’t cows get prodded? I’m gonna put that in a sentence and see if it even makes sense.
My hymen was prodded today and then my mom called me a slut.
(Try making sense out of that one.)
So you ask how will The Virgin spend Valentines. Hello how else will I spend it. I will only dream of Mr. Hasselhoff prodding me in the heat of passion. LOL
Happy Valentines Day everyone!



Feb
04
By: The Virgin | Discussion (2)

I feel all better now! It took some time but I’ve managed to get over this bad case of food poisoning. I’m telling you people it’s Virgin-itis.
So I spent this lazy Sunday like most of you watching the Da Bears and the Colts battle it out on the football field. Yes The Virgin loves sports and of course her beer while watching sports. So sometimes when I drink I can get a tad bit frisky. Does that only happen to Virgins or does that happen to the sinners also..LOL…kidding to the non-virgins out there. In the spirit of the game today and of course the 7 to 10 beers in me. Who would I have chosen to get Quarter-backed by.. get it quarter-backed? (ok nevermind)
We got Mr. Rex Grossman – Chicago Bears Quarterback

Rex Grossman

and Mr. Peyton Manning – Colts Quarterback

Peyton Manning

I’m going with Rex on this one, I tend to root for the underdogs. Call me Rex, The Virgin will make things all better.



Jan
29
By: The Virgin | Discussion (1)

Hola people! (that should give a hint of what race I am)..if that went over your head I will repeat myself…HOLA people! So as you can see I haven’t written in a while. I hope you enjoyed Hamster Porn..sickos!! *LOL*  I’ve been having the worst luck lately, I just got over the freaken flu and now I’m recovering from a case of food poisoning..I’m starting to think its Virgin-itis. But I’m back now and yes I’m still a Virgin, nothing was popped since I’ve been gone.

Since I’m still a lil sick, thought I’d keep it semi low-key. I remembered seeing this crazy dramatic scene in this movie called Closer. Kinda long but it kicks ass. This is a conversation non-virgins would have. Us virgins don’t have this problem.

Totally luv the ending quote of this clip “now fuck off and die, you fucked up slack”…*LOL*



Jan
25
By: The Virgin | Discussion (2)

I’ve had the privilege to witness such great love making it almost brought me to tears.  My friend has a Dwarf Hamster. She felt it was a bit lonely and ends up buying another Hammy(short for Dwarf Hamster). She didn’t want to get a Hammy of the opposite sex cause she didn’t want them to mate and have babies. Apparently the pet store made a mistake and ended up giving her a male hammy but she didn’t know that; it’s kinda hard to see the sex of Hamsters. I was with her this whole time so I’m thinking the same thing she was thinking that she was bringing home a female Hammy for her female Hammy at home.We get to her house and put the new Hammy in the cage with the other Hammy. My friend leaves the room to get the food prepared for them both and assembles a new wheel. I’m chillen jus watching the Hammies get to know each other and play (cause I had nothing better to do). Something strange happens one Hammy gets on the other one and it seems like there “wrestling”. I’m like oh shit there not getting along and they are already fighting. Then it happens they both freeze in a weird but yet awkward to watch position and one lets out somewhat of a yelp or maybe I was imagining that, but it sounded like a mini yelp; both turn to the side and release. One goes to one corner and the other smokes a cigarette (kidding). I sit there feeling like a sick Voyeur, speechless but yet somewhat jealous. My friend comes back and I have to tell her the “Hammy Porn” story, which of course she doesn’t believe. I tell her we have to call the pet shop. I call the pet shop and describe in great detail, I mean down to the release (Hammy money shot). Turns out that the hamsters were from different teams and they did the nasty right in front of me, with no shame. Ahhhh my poor lil virgin eyes!!Why must I be kicked while I’m already down…first Horny Manatees now Hammy porn.Hamster Porn



Jan
22
By: The Virgin | Discussion (0)

So I read this while looking up virgin…just read it out loud to yourself!

*~* Among human females, the hymen is a membrane, part of the vulva, which partially occludes the entrance to the vagina and which may be physically torn when the woman first engages in sexual intercourse. Hymens vary in thickness, shape, and flexibility. The presence of an intact membrane is often seen as physical evidence of virginity in the broader technical sense.

(Wait you’re not done yet)

In some women the hymen is sufficiently vestigial to pose no obstruction to the entryway of the vagina. The presence of a broken hymen may indicate that the vagina has been penetrated, or it may indicate damage caused by strenuous exercise or the forceful insertion of a tampon. *~*

Ok first off..OUCH!!!! That doesn’t sound much fun at all, in fact I’m ready to trade in my hymen for something else. I’m willing to have an 11th toe. I’d rather get a rootcanal!! The word HYMEN alone sounds weird. When I say it out loud it sounds like I have something up my anus. Anus now thats a funny word…LOL

Rootcanal



Jan
20
By: The Virgin | Discussion (1)

So after the whole thing with the girl at the bank (jus refer to my blog Bank Girl)….I totally remembered this scene from Chasing Amy.  Who knew eating out someone can be complicated.



Jan
19
By: The Virgin | Discussion (0)

TGIF’in Friday. Don’t you just love the end of a work week? I like to get home and just veg. You non-virgins have it easy; I have to come home and figure out something to do. You guys can just come home and f**k. lol

If you haven’t noticed already I have the mouth of a truck driver. Just not the sex life of one.

Something I won’t be needing this friday.



Jan
17
By: The Virgin | Discussion (0)

I totally got hit on again by this girl who works at the bank I go to. The first time she hit on me I wasn’t picking up the vibes; I would just brush it off and I thought every time she winked at me she just had something in her eye. But today I know she was trying to get at The Virgin…oh yeah baby I’m getting it from both teams. Like I said on my first blog I’m not a lesbian, nothing wrong with being one I’m jus not. I got to admit I was pretty flattered and she was pretty too, could be a model if she wanted to.

So I get to her window and she starts flirting with me and starts winking at me.. like im supposed to know “the signal” or something. She starts talking to me and asks where I work and what I do. When I start to leave she asks if I have a business card with my number on it or something.

So I got to thinking…are most lesbians considered virgins too? I mean how do they get their cherry popped when their partners don’t have a thingy to pop them with.

You know what I’m gonna do next right? Yup, I’ll be right back…it’s google time.

(Jeopardy music playing in the background)

I’m back…AHEM….wow who knew you can get your fist up there.

Nuff Said! @$%@*%@$