Hola people! (that should give a hint of what race I am)..if that went over your head I will repeat myself…HOLA people! So as you can see I haven’t written in a while. I hope you enjoyed Hamster Porn..sickos!! *LOL*  I’ve been having the worst luck lately, I just got over the freaken flu and [...]

I’ve had the privilege to witness such great love making it almost brought me to tears.  My friend has a Dwarf Hamster. She felt it was a bit lonely and ends up buying another Hammy(short for Dwarf Hamster). She didn’t want to get a Hammy of the opposite sex cause she didn’t want them to [...]

So I read this while looking up virgin…just read it out loud to yourself!
*~* Among human females, the hymen is a membrane, part of the vulva, which partially occludes the entrance to the vagina and which may be physically torn when the woman first engages in sexual intercourse. Hymens vary in thickness, shape, and flexibility. [...]

So after the whole thing with the girl at the bank (jus refer to my blog Bank Girl)….I totally remembered this scene from Chasing Amy.  Who knew eating out someone can be complicated.

TGIF’in Friday. Don’t you just love the end of a work week? I like to get home and just veg. You non-virgins have it easy; I have to come home and figure out something to do. You guys can just come home and f**k. lol
If you haven’t noticed already I have the mouth of a [...]

I totally got hit on again by this girl who works at the bank I go to. The first time she hit on me I wasn’t picking up the vibes; I would just brush it off and I thought every time she winked at me she just had something in her eye. But [...]

Finally all better from this freaken flu!! Yippy The Virgin is back and still no action going on. Haven’t had anything popped yet LOL, although there is this bagger at my local supermarket I wouldn’t mind popping it for me. I think the kid is only 18..hey who knows he might be the [...]

As I’m recovering from this nasty flu, I’m trying to catch up on movies I haven’t got around to seeing. I had to rent Clerks 2 because the first Clerks kicked ass.
I’m still trying to recover from the whole Bowling Ball thing, now this comes along. The Virgin already googled it and I’m sure [...]

It’s herpes season…try saying that 5 times fast. It can be a trip. I’ve been out of commission people. Seems that The Virgin has the flu, and it so happens that I have the same symptoms as somebody with a herpes infection. This might sound a little weird, but it would be kinda cool to [...]

And a good f*&@ing morning to you, I’m not feeling it today. I hate Mondays…The Virgin tends to wake up “Grumpy Gus” on Mondays. I bet a lot of you are thinking I’m probably just suffering from sexual frustration. I probably am, who knows. Yeah that’s what it is Sexual Frustration [...]