I totally got hit on again by this girl who works at the bank I go to. The first time she hit on me I wasn’t picking up the vibes; I would just brush it off and I thought every time she winked at me she just had something in her eye. But today I know she was trying to get at The Virgin…oh yeah baby I’m getting it from both teams. Like I said on my first blog I’m not a lesbian, nothing wrong with being one I’m jus not. I got to admit I was pretty flattered and she was pretty too, could be a model if she wanted to.
So I get to her window and she starts flirting with me and starts winking at me.. like im supposed to know “the signal†or something. She starts talking to me and asks where I work and what I do. When I start to leave she asks if I have a business card with my number on it or something.
So I got to thinking…are most lesbians considered virgins too? I mean how do they get their cherry popped when their partners don’t have a thingy to pop them with.
You know what I’m gonna do next right? Yup, I’ll be right back…it’s google time.
(Jeopardy music playing in the background)
I’m back…AHEM….wow who knew you can get your fist up there.
Nuff Said! @$%@*%@$