Had a doctor’s appointment today, jus a routine check up. Gotta make sure the engine is running ok. I think I got felt up…hmmmmmm??? It was a new doctor so he had to ask a bunch questions before he did a full physical. I had to tell him that I was a virgin (“The Virgin”) cause he needed to know my past sexual history. I don’t think he believed me at first cause he asked me like 5 times but they were more like trick questions 1) So do you think you need a pregnancy test? 2) When you have sex does it burn? ….You know trying to pry the right answer out of me. I was this close to dropping my pants and showing him the lock and key. I guess after he got the point he looked a lil shocked like he’s never heard it before. He continues to do his thing and finally comes to the breast exam. He starts circulating my boob like no tomorrow and it doesn’t freakin help that I was laughing cause I had the “I wanna sex you up” song from my last blog on my mind. Let me jus say it kinda seemed he did a few extra breast exams when I only have two boobs. This blog is for my doctor, thx for the Cheap Thrills…*wink*

Now that I think about it why would it burn if I were having sex…OUCH..that doesn’t sound fun.