I had this super awesome cheesecake today and I swear to you I had a Virgin Orgasm. It was perfect, every bite was jus superb. I had to control myself after awhile. I was sitting in this restaurant with some co-workers. They were talking business and I was busy getting off on this freaken good [...]

I’m back! Once again I’ve been slacking on my virgin blog. I actually was on vacation, I totally needed it. I spent a week in San Diego(CA) got some long needed rest and some play. LOL I hope you caught that people..nope not me nothing was popped, poked, or prodded, the three P’s. Ouch prodded [...]

I feel all better now! It took some time but I’ve managed to get over this bad case of food poisoning. I’m telling you people it’s Virgin-itis.
So I spent this lazy Sunday like most of you watching the Da Bears and the Colts battle it out on the football field. Yes The Virgin loves sports [...]

I’ve had the privilege to witness such great love making it almost brought me to tears.  My friend has a Dwarf Hamster. She felt it was a bit lonely and ends up buying another Hammy(short for Dwarf Hamster). She didn’t want to get a Hammy of the opposite sex cause she didn’t want them to [...]

So I read this while looking up virgin…just read it out loud to yourself!
*~* Among human females, the hymen is a membrane, part of the vulva, which partially occludes the entrance to the vagina and which may be physically torn when the woman first engages in sexual intercourse. Hymens vary in thickness, shape, and flexibility. [...]

TGIF’in Friday. Don’t you just love the end of a work week? I like to get home and just veg. You non-virgins have it easy; I have to come home and figure out something to do. You guys can just come home and f**k. lol
If you haven’t noticed already I have the mouth of a [...]

I totally got hit on again by this girl who works at the bank I go to. The first time she hit on me I wasn’t picking up the vibes; I would just brush it off and I thought every time she winked at me she just had something in her eye. But [...]

It’s herpes season…try saying that 5 times fast. It can be a trip. I’ve been out of commission people. Seems that The Virgin has the flu, and it so happens that I have the same symptoms as somebody with a herpes infection. This might sound a little weird, but it would be kinda cool to [...]

And a good f*&@ing morning to you, I’m not feeling it today. I hate Mondays…The Virgin tends to wake up “Grumpy Gus” on Mondays. I bet a lot of you are thinking I’m probably just suffering from sexual frustration. I probably am, who knows. Yeah that’s what it is Sexual Frustration [...]

Had a doctor’s appointment today, jus a routine check up. Gotta make sure the engine is running ok. I think I got felt up…hmmmmmm??? It was a new doctor so he had to ask a bunch questions before he did a full physical. I had to tell him that I was [...]