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		<title>Cheesecake Orgasm</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had this super awesome cheesecake today and I swear to you I had a Virgin Orgasm. It was perfect, every bite was jus superb. I had to control myself after awhile. I was sitting in this restaurant with some co-workers. They were talking business and I was busy getting off on this freaken good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iâ€™m back! Once again Iâ€™ve been slacking on my virgin blog. I actually was on vacation, I totally needed it. I spent a week in San Diego(CA) got some long needed rest and some play. LOL I hope you caught that people..nope not me nothing was popped, poked, or prodded, the three P&#8217;s. Ouch prodded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Sunday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel all better now! It took some time but Iâ€™ve managed to get over this bad case of food poisoning. Iâ€™m telling you people itâ€™s Virgin-itis.
So I spent this lazy Sunday like most of you watching the Da Bears and the Colts battle it out on the football field. Yes The Virgin loves sports [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hamster Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iâ€™ve had the privilege to witness such great love making it almost brought me to tears.Â  My friend has a Dwarf Hamster. She felt it was a bit lonely and ends up buying another Hammy(short for Dwarf Hamster). She didnâ€™t want to get a Hammy of the opposite sex cause she didnâ€™t want them to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hymen This Hymen That</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I read this while looking up virgin&#8230;just read it out loud to yourself!
*~* Among human females, the hymen is a membrane, part of the vulva, which partially occludes the entrance to the vagina and which may be physically torn when the woman first engages in sexual intercourse. Hymens vary in thickness, shape, and flexibility. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TGIF</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TGIF&#8217;in Friday. Don&#8217;t you just love the end of a work week? I like to get home and just veg. You non-virgins have it easy; I have to come home and figure out something to do. You guys can just come home and f**k. lol
If you haven&#8217;t noticed already I have the mouth of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bank Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I totally got hit on again by this girl who works at the bank I go to.  The first time she hit on me I wasnâ€™t picking up the vibes; I would just brush it off and I thought every time she winked at me she just had something in her eye.  But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Herpes Season!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s herpes season&#8230;try saying that 5 times fast. It can be a trip. I&#8217;ve been out of commission people. Seems that The Virgin has the flu, and it so happens that I have the same symptoms as somebody with a herpes infection. This might sound a little weird, but it would be kinda cool to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual Frustration Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And a good f*&#038;@ing morning to you, Iâ€™m not feeling it today.  I hate Mondaysâ€¦The Virgin tends to wake up â€œGrumpy Gusâ€ on Mondays.  I bet a lot of you are thinking Iâ€™m probably just suffering from sexual frustration.  I probably am, who knows.  Yeah thatâ€™s what it is Sexual Frustration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Booby Check = Cheap Thrills</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Virgin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a doctorâ€™s appointment today, jus a routine check up.  Gotta make sure the engine is running ok.  I think I got felt upâ€¦hmmmmmm???  It was a new doctor so he had to ask a bunch questions before he did a full physical.  I had to tell him that I was [...]]]></description>
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