I’m back! Once again I’ve been slacking on my virgin blog. I actually was on vacation, I totally needed it. I spent a week in San Diego(CA) got some long needed rest and some play. LOL I hope you caught that people..nope not me nothing was popped, poked, or prodded, the three P’s. Ouch prodded jus sounds wrong huh? Don’t cows get prodded? I’m gonna put that in a sentence and see if it even makes sense.
My hymen was prodded today and then my mom called me a slut.
(Try making sense out of that one.)
So you ask how will The Virgin spend Valentines. Hello how else will I spend it. I will only dream of Mr. Hasselhoff prodding me in the heat of passion. LOL
Happy Valentines Day everyone!