It’s herpes season…try saying that 5 times fast. It can be a trip. I’ve been out of commission people. Seems that The Virgin has the flu, and it so happens that I have the same symptoms as somebody with a herpes infection. This might sound a little weird, but it would be kinda cool to say I did have herpes and not the flu, kind of like a badge of honor. For sure nobody would suspect that I’m a virgin, but one can only dream. I know…I’m must be a really sick fuck to wanna think that. The Virgin and several doses of NyQuil just don’t mix (as you can probably tell!)

Always a good conversation starter