Jan
02
By: The Virgin
Happy New Year!! Especially to my fellow virgins under 40. If you’re over 40, seek help..might be a medical issue. Shout out to B-Bird, my new Canadian virgin reader. “Together we stand!”
My usual broken New Years resolution…lose my virginity to the one and only David Hasselhoff (he’s a hunka hunka burnin love!). Sorry that was my resolution from 10 years ago. I need to update it…I got it…lose my virginity to Mr. McDreamy himself: Ralph Macchio. What a catch huh? I would’ve said Doogie Howser but turns out he’s out of the closet.
Favorite link of ‘06: hornymanatee.com. Why do manatees get all the play??
I’m still trying to figure out the bowling ball…guess it takes two people to do that trick.
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[...] I’m back! Once again I’ve been slacking on my virgin blog. I actually was on vacation, I totally needed it. I spent a week in San Diego(CA) got some long needed rest and some play. LOL I hope you caught that people..nope not me nothing was popped, poked, or prodded, the three P’s. Ouch prodded jus sounds wrong huh? Don’t cows get prodded? I’m gonna put that in a sentence and see if it even makes sense. My hymen was prodded today and then my mom called me a slut. (Try making sense out of that one.) So you ask how will The Virgin spend Valentines. Hello how else will I spend it. I will only dream of Mr. Hasselhoff prodding me in the heat of passion. LOL Happy Valentines Day everyone! [...]
February 14th, 2007 at 12:59 am