And a good f*&@ing morning to you, I’m not feeling it today. I hate Mondays…The Virgin tends to wake up “Grumpy Gus” on Mondays. I bet a lot of you are thinking I’m probably just suffering from sexual frustration. I probably am, who knows. Yeah that’s what it is Sexual Frustration Syndrome. I’m gonna call into work today and say “I’m not going to be able to come in today, looks like I have the case of the S.F.S (Sexual Frustration Syndrome).” Can you imagine what the prescription for that would be..3 dildos in the morning and one at night (for the record I suggest not putting 3 dildos in you at once, I’m sure that would be dildo suicide)