Had to blog about this one!! Believe it or not I’m at a friends party, laptop in hand and got 5 beers in me the 6th one beside me (details details; it’s a Corona) I just finished having a lil chit chat with some buddies of mine, and one of my buds brings up what is called “The Bowling Ball”. He’s going on and on, on how he was on a date and he does the bowling ball on her. My other buddies are digging this shit almost taking notes. This whole time I’m thinking they were literally talking about Bowling you know the sport (or is it a sport?) anyways I’m standing chugging my beers and I say “yeah the last time I bowled my score wasn’t so high maybe we should all go out and bowl someday.” They all smile and look at me like a piece of meat. So finally one says not that bowling the other bowling you know “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.” Who makes up this shit! I’m confused and need to google it. Ran to the rest room whipped out my laptop and jus had to look it up. This Virgin needs to know and she needs to know fast. It turns out it actually has a definition people!! Here it goes straight from urbandictionary.com:

1. bowling ball
An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

And of course they put it in a sentence..you know in case if your in a
spelling bee and it’s the last winning word
He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.

This is too much, for some reason I find myself stressed. Back to my beers.