Allow myself to introduce myself. I am in my late 20s and living in Los Angeles, CA. I have no kids nor am I married. I have 2 tattoos, a tongue piercing, and am 99.99% disease free (pretty proud of that one.) I do date and have been in a serious relationship: he must’ve been with me literally just for my personality; it definitely wasn’t cause I was good in the sack.

Blake asks “Wow, are you really fat or something or like deformed? A 28 year old female virgin, I mean goddamn. Its not that hard.”
Comment by Blake — December 18, 2006 @ 7:57 pm
Answer: Overweight and deformed people are getting more play than I am. I work out and 2 years ago I finally had my third eye removed along with the third nipple.

My decision to stay sex free was made a long time ago. I am not doing it for religious reasons because I am not religious. Yes I do get sexual urges as any other warm blooded American, British, Canadian, African or any other race I’ve left out (politically correct) would get…although I do question if the Amish do?

Some other specs: hate seafood, can drink like a fish, kisses on the first date but I don’t put out on the first, second, and so on. Not quite sure if I’ve gotten to third-base. What is third base these days anyways?